Thursday, December 6, 2007

"On this very night...

...ten years ago, on the same stretch of road, in a dense fog, just like this, I saw the worst accident I ever seen. There was this sound like a garbage truck dropped off the Empire State building...and when they finally pulled the driver's body from the twisted, burning wreck, it looked like THIS!

"Yes, sir. That was the worst accident I ever seen...

"Be sure and tell 'em Large Marge sent ya! A-haa-haa!"

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